The straight poop

Years ago, this little plastic bunny with one eye showed up in my Easter basket, and I wasn't sure at first what to do with him.

But then I turned him upside down and saw this round hole in his little bunny butt, and I gave his head a quarter turn in a clockwise direction, and his head came off, revealing this inner cavity, and I realized, hey, this guy is a jellybean dispenser. You fill him up with jellybeans, and then you push down on his head, and he squats down and jellybeans pop out.

Except usually I forget to buy jellybeans, and then on Easter morning I'm scrambling for something to put in One-Eyed Poopie Bunny. M&M's, tic tacs, elbow macaroni

Well, this year, as is my wont, I forgot to buy jellybeans again, but thank goodness all is not lost. We were down in San Leandro this afternoon, and Tony's Grandma gave me half her bag of Rasinettes. I thought that was very thoughtful of her.

I wasn't sure if they'd work, but as long as you push gently they come out pretty smoothly.

So lifelike too!

Kurt "big daddy" True
7 april 2007