It occurs to me I should explain about the bear that I had to fend off with a spatula. Well, here's the story. Me and Matt got to Yosemite Saturday around 11am and set up camp and then it rained. Well, Sunday morning I wake up at about 4:30, and I'm DYING for a cup of coffee, as is my wont at that hour.
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This might sound kind of inconceivable to you young kurttrue.com fans out there, but this was the first time in my life I ever met an internet friend in person.
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No I don't mean laid off as the CEO of kurttrue.com. I mean laid off from an actual job!
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Well, that's kind of true, probably. Walt Disney and his minions borrowed ideas from amusement parks all over the country, including some of the tacky seaside tourist attractions out here.
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Except last weekend for some reason, the kid didn't want to go to the zoo. I think it's because he wanted to ride his Spiderman scooter, which his grandma gave him for Christmas.
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