We stuck pretty close to home this year. We kind of had to on account of the whole adoption process kept us a little too preoccupied to be heading off to the exotic locales that have become such an important feature to loyal kurttrue.com readers.
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Now we have this beautiful antique carousel up in the hills in Tilden Park, and it was the morning of the 22nd, I took him up there thinking that would maybe have a little bit of a calming influence on him, but guess what. It was closed. Till 5:30 that night. And they were going to have some special Christmas at the Carousel event going on. With Santa and everything.
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I speak of people who own persimmon trees.
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So we end up on the north end of the park off Mitchell Canyon Road, out near Clayton, just because the Dude is coming in from Sacramento, and that's the closest entry point for him.
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Let me tell you something about that. Turkey hand picture technology has come a long way since my day. Check out those special effects, man.
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