I had adjusted the float switch on the sump pump I don't know how many times and still the living room smelled like a damp yak.
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Now he's huge!
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No no no. Your Champagne should go more like "Mmp."
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Well, let me tell you something about that. Plenty.
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So we get back to El Cerrito and he buys one for her, and then he's getting ready to mail it to my sister in Davis, and he puts it in a box that looks like your microwave oven came in it, and then he wedges two shoeboxes inside the box to pad the chocolate-filled advent calendar.
But that's Tony. You give him a Hummel figurine or a music box, and he'll pack it like it's a load of nitroglycerine that you're going to drive across the Andes in a 20-year-old Chevy S-10.
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