What Santa doesn't know...

I'd just like to thank all my friends who kept the news of my many indiscretions from reaching the North Pole this year.

Santa was very good to me. I got a new pair of slippers, some marzipan, a book light and a George Foreman grill.

Tony cleaned up, too. And so did the cats! Hoo boy! Which I guess just shows that Santa is willing to cut you a lot of slack when it comes to pooping on the bathmat and jumping on Daddy's head every Saturday morning at 5:45.

Kurt "big daddy" True
25 december 2006