El Cerrito means excitement!

Why is it when people from your office go to Hawaii, they always come back with those boxes of chocolate covered macadamia nuts? You know the ones I mean?

The ones you can buy at any Walgreen's in the world two for $4.95?

But Althea where we work, she always brings back good stuff from Hawaii. She gave Jeffrey a bottle opener made out of some kind of graven Tiki idol! Now that's something a person can use!

See Jeffrey just moved to his new apartment in San Leandro, and he wants to put together a whole Tiki bar for himself. You know, with the palm fringe over your head and the ceremonial masks and everything.

That reminds me. I should give him my pink flamingo lights. I think they're in the garage.

So anyway, the same day Jeffrey got his pagan bottle opener, he was meeting his friends at Macaroni Grill down the street from us for a bon voyage party, so he came by for a vist, and then The Teenager shows up, and he's cleanshaven and he's got a haircut!

Turns out The Teenager's gonna be working at Fat Apples, and they apparently have a policy against looking like a roadie for Alice Cooper.

If you don't know who that is, you probably need a haircut too.

Kurt "big daddy" True
19 august 2006