Tofurkini

The kid made one of those turkey pictures that you make with your hand.

Let me tell you something about that. Turkey hand picture technology has come a long way since my day. Check out those special effects, man.

Altogether it looks like we're going to have a pretty traditional Thanksgiving this year. Heading out to see Tony's family, so it's going to be the turkey and kids everywhere and a football game on the TV and a lasagne the size of a coffee table.

I've had all kinds of Thanksgivings in my day, everything from the big family gathering to the kind where you get together with a few of your friends and nobody knows how to make gravy and you end up playing Monopoly on the living room floor until six a.m.

And you know something? I can hang with just about any kind of Thanksgiving as long as I can share it with the people I care about.

And as long as nobody makes Tofurkey. I just can't hang with that stuff. If you're vegan, just shut up and eat the yams.

Kurt "big daddy" True
22 november 2007