The Blues

You know how I get over writer's block? I write blues songs.

And since all my blues songs start with the words "I woke up dis moanin'," that just makes it that much easier.

Personal Hygiene Blues

I woke up dis moanin'.
DA DUN DA DUN
I vacuumed my head.
DA DUN DA DUN
Couldn't find my Colgate.
DA DUN DA DUN
Used anchovie paste instead.
DA DUN DA DUN
My feets are so stinky
DA DUN DA DUN
That they ate through my shoes.
DA DUN DA DUN
That's why I'm sittin' here on my ass with the
personal hygiene blues.

I got the blues! I got the blues!
(etc.)

Kurt "big daddy" True
5 march 2005