(sung to the tune of "good morning starshine")
good morning donut,
you're making me fat.
i've broken the sofa
on which i just sat.
good morning donut,
you're tasting so fine.
i'll munch on you as i sing
my early morning donut song.
wiggy wig wiggle,
jiggy jig jiggle,
my thighs are so dense.
hobby hob hobble
wobby wob wobble
my butt is immense.
wobby wob jiggle
hobby hob wiggle.
early morning donut song.
good morning donut,
you're making me wheeze.
my kidneys are failing.
i have heart disease.
good morning donut.
you compensate me
for loss of self as i sing
my early morning donut song.
[nude scene]
Kurt "big daddy" True
27 april 2003