extreme ditch digging

if you own a home, you can expect within your lifetime to dig up every square inch of your property to an average depth of 3 1/2 feet. sump pumps, root guards, walkways, even moderately elaborate lawn art projects all begin with excavation work so strenous and potentially life-threatening it makes those x games punks look like a bunch of candyasses.

so why not call up your homies and have yourselves an extreme experience? and don't wait for a project. just dig that ditch! you're going to need it someday, trust me.

oh, and try to keep an eye on the gas line.

Kurt "big daddy" True
27 april 2003

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