bons mots, page 3

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banned in houston!
Sat, 19 Jul 2003: here is a post that was considered too controversial for my high school alumni association bulletin board. it was deleted after the moderator received complaints.

i'm not sure what exactly got people's panties in a knot here. seems pretty tame to me, except, perhaps, my use of the term "cathouse pink." might not have been considered consistent with the board's family values orientation.
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the donut song
Sun, 27 Apr 2003: (sung to the tune of "good morning starshine")

good morning donut,
you're making me fat.
i've broken the sofa
on which i just sat.
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extreme ditch digging
Sun, 27 Apr 2003: if you own a home, you can expect within your lifetime to dig up every square inch of your property to an average depth of 3 1/2 feet. sump pumps, root guards, walkways, even moderately elaborate lawn art projects all begin with excavation work so strenous and potentially life-threatening it makes those x games punks look like a bunch of candyasses.

so why not call up your homies and have yourselves an extreme experience? and don't wait for a project. just dig that ditch! you're going to need it someday, trust me.
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my hair
Sat, 19 Apr 2003:

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bon mots
Fri, 18 Apr 2003: i guess you could say i'm just a lonely writer still trapped within my truth.

ha! raise your hand if you get the cheezy 70's ballad reference. (hint: you can hear it in a recent car insurance commercial.)
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